Con: Blackmail photos of you afterward. Possibly passed out with fake blood all over you. It's happened to me before.
Pro: The excuse to go shopping. Even if you costume consists of a black dress, and you already have a black dress. You still get to go shopping for a black dress. And not feel bad about it. BUT, this year, I passed on the excuse to shop. Trying to save money! Which, I guess, is the actual "pro" that I am trying to express here, because I succeeded!
Con: Seeing girls that are under the impression that angels, puppies, cops and nurses all wear fishnets and high heels.
Pro: Me just remembering my dream from the night before Halloween, about how I found a roll of gauze and wrapped it around myself (and it like, never ended, either!) and went to work as a mummy.
Con: Having to work. In real life, and dream life.
Pro: Eating candy corn all week, until I was on the verge puking, and thinking nothing was wrong with it.
Con: Stomach/tooth ache from eating too much candy corn/too many Halloween cupcakes.
Pro: Right after the stroke of Midnight, entering me into Halloween, going into the bathroom to pee, I catch this:
Con: Not having a full costume and needing to figure out how to make ears for my costume.
Pro: Making a set of ears, at work, with an old shirt, cardboard coasters and bobby pins. Luckily, Kelsey had asked me to bring a needle and thread with me to the Tyra catastrophe so she could sew her button back onto her jacket (upside-down, mind you, haha) and I had never taken them out of my purse. Making ears for what, you ask? Oh, so I could dress up as my cat for Halloween. Not A cat, MY cat.
Con: Drinking while not feeling super well paves the way for a really shitty day the next morning. Especially when your at work, because let's face it, even if you say you weren't entirely hung over, you really WERE sick, people don't believe you! They just think you are hung over.
But hey, that's alright, because I left early anyway. I guess that's me ending my Halloween entry with a Pro.
2 replies:
You mean puppies don't wear fish net stockings and high heels?!
That first sentence makes me laugh. I read it five times, laughed every time.
On closer inspection, I see that the picture (that I'm clearly obssessed with) is you standing by a car; because it's angled funny, I always though you were...sitting on a box! Like in your post. Heh heh....heh.
Well, that's all!
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